 Redneck Computer Lingo "Keyboard" - A place to hang your truck keys "Window" - A place in the truck to hang your guns. "Floppy" - When you run out of Polygrip "Modem" - The way you got rid of your dandelions "ROM" - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola "Reboot" - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff "Network" - Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line "Mouse" - A fuzzy, soft thing you stuffed into your beer bottle in order to get a free case. "LAN" - To borrow, as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck." "Cursor" - what some guys do when they are mad at the wife and/or girlfriend "Bit" - A wager as in, "I bit you cain't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways! "Digital control" - What yore fingers do on the TV remote "Packet" - What you do to a Walmart bag before a trip "Hard Drive" - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with three flat tires, and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer. JAC - 2002 |